Angst
monocle_layton monocle_layton wrote in laytondressing
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[It's the sins and virtues plot! Imagine the utter joy of our beloved Prime Minister Monocle for having been blessed with so many wonderful virtues! He might even become a good person out of this.

And through this wonderful event, Monocle has found himself forced to compliment anyone who talks to him, instead of harping on about himself, like he usually does.]

What... what is this sheer madness...? I hope no one sees me like this...

[Come talk to him, if you want to feel good about yourself. :D]

I don't think my hair is worthy of being touched by your delicate fingers.

[Which translates to, GET YOUR HAND OFF MY HEAD. :|]

[He gives a light flirtatious moan, his hands not leaving anytime soon.]

Hmmm, your hair is so...handsome on you though...

Not as... as...

[He's struggling to find nice things to say right now.]

Not as flamboyantly wonderful as your hat looks on you. Now, please, I must insist that you stop touching my unworthy person.

You don't want me to touch you?

[He takes his hat off, exposing his longer hair, but he keeps the mask on.

Hmm, but you're so handsome, don't make me beg....

I would never want to reduce a proud man like yourself to begging!

[But I really don't want to have sex with you. Scoot scoot in the opposite direction.]

[He gives another snicker and bits his bottom lip again before going on.]

Then, let's do something about it, shall we?

[About this close to pouncing on him....and Descole doesn't even realize it...]

[Backing several feet away and definitely realizing it.]

As much as I enjoy your pleasant company, I feel I have other engagements at this moment...

Hmm, no, baby, don't leave me...

[Thinking "did that come out of my mouth!? What the hell is wrong with me!?"]

[Did he just call me baby?]

All I want is to be near you, but sadly my legs do not agree with what my heart is saying?

[OH GOD DID I JUST UTTER THOSE LIES? Retreat! Retreat!]

[Smile fades, utterly confused.]

Wait...what?
You don't want to be near me?

[Stops.]

I-I'm just rather busy and wouldn't want you to have anything but my full attention.]

...well, I can make you only have eyes for me.

I'm sure with all your ability that you can.

[He wants to add "If you can fight my Clive off first" but the plot prevents him.]

Mm, yes, I'm not worried that I can't...

[Now his hand is in Monocle's hair and his other hand is on his thigh. High, up on the other man's thigh. Dangerously high.]

[Bats the hand away.]

I really don't think I'm worthy of your time, good sir.

[He bites his lip eagerly.]

Don't be ridiculous, handsome...

[Now his lips are on his neck.]

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